Jazz

[Jazz]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[Jazz]

[maxopferkuch]

Wait for it

[Jazz]

stupid things the orchestral instruments do when they're performing

• violins: they do this dramatic swaying thing and sometimes the performers' faces look like they caught a whiff of something that isn't good or bad but it's iffy as hell
• violas: they drop their instrument real low, like almost so that the scroll is hitting their knee, and they almost hop out of their chairs. it's kind of intimidating
• cellos: classic cello headbang
• basses: that head thing djs at discos do
• oboe: my god they're like the violins on steroids. they move all over the place and their expression just becomes more and more pained as their solo goes on. don't even get me STARTED on the eyebrows
• clarinet: like the oboe but slightly more chilled out
• flute: they lean forward and bob their heads as they AGGRESSIVELY spit into their instruments
• bassoon: sometimes they close their eyes and start kind of dancing really passionately with their instrument and it's kind of uncomfortable to watch
• the entire brass section: they sit fairly still compared to the other instruments, but they're still guilty of excessive eyebrow raising and lots of disapproving squints as they realize they're playing out of tune and everybody heard it
• percussion: they get really excited before they get to play their one note like they'll hop around and start dancing and bobbing their head before their triangle part and it's adorable
• piano: headbanging, head bobbing, swaying, pained expression (usually no eyebrow raises, though), and they sometimes drop their heads so that it looks like they're sniffing the keys

[Jazz]

[modestmussorgsky-official]

In Science Class.

@gustavholst-official: Pffft, nice try Professor but everyone knows the order of the planets is

I. Mars, The Bringer of War

II. Venus, The Bringer of Peace

III. Mercury, The Winged Messenger

IV. Jupiter, The Bringer of Jollity

V. Saturn, The Bringer of Old Age

VI. Uranus, The Magician

VII. Neptune, The Mystic

[Jazz]

[five-flats]

they should be practising

[lollerop]

Who?

[five-flats]

the musician reading this

[theconfusedhetero]

I’m not a musician, I’m just someone pretending to be

[soprano-and-the-altoclef]

Aren’t we all

[Jazz]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[Jazz]

[maurycyyy]

let 2018 be the year of drawing a lot

[sattickate]

And writing a lot

And editing a lot

And singing a lot

And composing a lot

And chorepographing a lot

And painting a lot

And woodworking a lot

And designing a lot

AND CREATING A LOT

Let 2018 be the year of creativity.

[withinthemindpalace]

Here’s to a creative year everyone! xxoo

[Jazz]

• me everytime i play a piece by any composer: they would literally punch me if they heard this lmao

[Jazz]

College Majors as lines from Hamilton

• Psychology: Some men say that I'm intense or I'm insane
• Chemistry: SHA-BOOM
• Accounting: We need to handle our financial situation
• History: But Jesus between all the bleeding and fighting I've been reading and writing
• Business: Shake hands with him, charm her
• English: He started retreatin and readin every treatise on the shelf
• Creative writing: You built me palaces out of paragraphs
• Criminal justice: Stay out of trouble and you double your choices
• Pre Med/Nursing: Stay alive
• Education: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge
• Theater: Yo yo yo what time is it? SHOW TIME!
• Music: You changed the melody every time
• Foreign language: I came from afar just to say "bonsoir!"
• Political Science: Don't modulate the key then not debate with me
• Current Affairs: How lucky we are to be alive right now, history is happening
• Fashion: I think your pants look hot
• Philosophy: You want a revolution, I want a revelation
• Theology: I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line

[Jazz]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf now get ready for

[trumpetangst]